Limericks

Leonard was the new guy in town.

He looked sadly around with a frown,

for he had no place to go.

Finding a post he said, "Whoa!"

Too bad he ended up with a clown!

 

Sheldon was as far-out as space.

He posted for a room in his place.

When someone finally phoned

his old roommate had been disowned.

Sheldon didn't even like Leonard's face.

 

Leonard's only saving grace was his love of science.

Sheldon still required his entire compliance.

A roommate agreement came out,

Leonard started to have some doubt.

He signed anyways, confirming his alliance.

The two became close partners in crime

 in what seemed like virtually no time

they quickly became close friends

bonding o'er an electron lens,

so long as Leonard asked ahead of time.

 

Leonard soon brought more kiddies into their troop.

Oh, how the apartment did shout a great whoop!

As its space filled with glourious a chum.

So the tail of the Theory this does sum.

But Leonard still must jump through many a hoop!